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The Christmas Presents Laws

1. If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included
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Ways to Confuse Santa

* Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that
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There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Congress

There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Congress, this year !
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Too Much Christmas Cheer

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...
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Christmas Toy in 189 pieces

A grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a Christmas present for
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Santa Claus: An Engineers Perspective

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the
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Rain or snow

A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

What nationality is Santa Claus?
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Where does Father Christmas go to vote?

Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
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How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?

How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
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What does Santa use when he goes fishing?

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
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What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
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Who delivers presents to dentist offices?

Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
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What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
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Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
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What do they call a wild elf in Texas?

What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
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Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
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What kind of money do elves use?

What kind of money do elves use?
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