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The victim is alive

A well-known criminal defense lawyer was defending a man who had been
Views: 462 | Category: Lawyers

Birth control for attorneys

What do attorneys use for birth control?
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Eyes of the Beholder

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
Views: 780 | Category: Lawyers

Bill of Rights

Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The
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Pact with the Devil

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil
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Let's Be Honest

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
Views: 910 | Category: Lawyers

An Emergency Landing

An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin
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The tough lawyer meets The United Way

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
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At a Roadside Tavern

A man walked into a roadside tavern and as he looked over the crowded
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Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer

* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
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Difficult time for a defence attorney

A Day in Court
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Lawyer on Vacation

A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the
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A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina

A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
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What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?

What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
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What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their

What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and
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What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
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What do lawyers use for birth control?

What do lawyers use for birth control?
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