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Can I stay here a couple of days

This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last
Views: 1132 | Category: Mother-in-law

Let Your Mother Choose

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is
Views: 841 | Category: Mother-in-law

In the holy land

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
Views: 1776 | Category: Mother-in-law

High blood pressure

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
Views: 1611 | Category: Mother-in-law

The definition of mixed emotions

The definition of mixed emotions - seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car
Views: 1606 | Category: Mother-in-law

You only has 6 months to live

Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live.
Views: 1480 | Category: Mother-in-law

Can I stay here for a few days

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
Views: 1485 | Category: Mother-in-law

What's the definition of happiness?

What's the definition of happiness?
Views: 1461 | Category: Mother-in-law

Rearranging the letters

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler".
Views: 1439 | Category: Mother-in-law

The accident

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
Views: 1631 | Category: Mother-in-law

How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Views: 1531 | Category: Mother-in-law

What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?

What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
Views: 1628 | Category: Mother-in-law

What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your MIL?

What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your MIL?
Views: 1361 | Category: Mother-in-law

The genie in the lamp

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double.
Views: 746 | Category: Mother-in-law

Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch

Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.
Views: 1398 | Category: Mother-in-law

My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years.

My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years.
Views: 1429 | Category: Mother-in-law

I never forget a face,

I never forget a face,
Views: 1336 | Category: Mother-in-law

At the restaurant

Overheard in a restaurant:
Views: 1426 | Category: Mother-in-law

The first meeting

A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Views: 1361 | Category: Mother-in-law

Mother in law tv shows

There aren't too many TV shows that dare to tackle the topic of The Mother-In-Law. So, here are a few suggestions for new story lines for some of the current hit TV shows.
Views: 1571 | Category: Mother-in-law


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