Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years
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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in
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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
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A is for apple, and B is for Boat,
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly
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* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops
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An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
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It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
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Defense Attorney:
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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An old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
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An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
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About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner.
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Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said " Ya know Mahtha, I'd like
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
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An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
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A very elderly gentleman (nineties), very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into the "cocktail lounge" section at the senior center.
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