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100 white men chasing a black man

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field
Views: 287 | Category: Sports

Dallas Cowboy Hero

Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a
Views: 427 | Category: Sports

The Laws of Golfing

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This
Views: 450 | Category: Sports

The smart fisherman with his two unusual pets

After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier
Views: 360 | Category: Sports

The sinful golfer

A man goes to the confessional and begins, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
Views: 884 | Category: Sports

Golf accident

Joe is teeing off from the Back Tees. On his downswing
Views: 806 | Category: Sports

The Politically Correct National Football League

The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its name changes and schedules for the upcoming season:
Views: 711 | Category: Sports

Football Player Math

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
Views: 787 | Category: Sports

St. Peter & Three Men At Heaven's Gate

Three men die, and they are in heaven before St. Peter.
Views: 677 | Category: Sports

Jose's first game

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.
Views: 671 | Category: Sports

Golf balls

There was a man who was playing golf and put three golf balls in his pocket.
Views: 708 | Category: Sports

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
Views: 693 | Category: Sports

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson.
Views: 711 | Category: Sports

One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match

One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I am, to even it a bit, you have to spot me two 'gotchas'." The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went.
Views: 702 | Category: Sports

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?"
Views: 769 | Category: Sports

The biker in hell

Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Harley down the icy highway one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of the road. The biker thought to himself, "I'll cut that cat in two," and he bore down on it hard.
Views: 688 | Category: Sports

The animal super bowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
Views: 708 | Category: Sports

Adopted By the Boston Red Sox

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
Views: 689 | Category: Sports

Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip

Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
Views: 749 | Category: Sports

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.
Views: 646 | Category: Sports

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