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You think sleep is for the weak.
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Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
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Outdoor activities in Chernobyl
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American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
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Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
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The Secret of Personal Growth -- Shoes with Lifts
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* Here honey, you use the remote.
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** Height of Isolation: Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to
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Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
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ICE CREAM - If you can't tell the difference between your ice cubes and your
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Often confused for Bigfoot by the Weekly World News.
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The Lab Accident: person gets superpowers from a laboratory-related
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N PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
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FIRST TESTIMONY:
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1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off,
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