Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nos
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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil
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Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bump
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Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs
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Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl
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Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
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Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minute
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Yo momma's so fat, she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
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Yo momma's so fat, she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please
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Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.
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Yo momma's so fat, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get u
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Yo momma's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
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Yo momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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