An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
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According to a 1999 survey by the Scott Paper Company:
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When Insults Had Class (no 4-letter words!!) These glorious insults are from
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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese
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1. The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
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A daughter complained to her father about her life and how things were so
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Rum: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
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An American couple was fond of England and of all things richly
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PLAYBOOK: Also known as my cookbook, to be kept in plain sight at all times.
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* Salmonella won’t be a concern.
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When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a
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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
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Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
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Things I Heard On Halloween That Sounded Dirty But Weren't:
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How do you get a bunch of mexicans in a car?
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Smart-ass Answer #1:
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It had been raining for days and days, and a great flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
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