One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
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1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
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10. "Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?"
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10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
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10. Up on the Mousetop
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10. Did you get any under the tree?
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Rule #1
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~ No roof damage from reindeer.
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Q. Is there really a Mrs. Claus?
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Q. Why do reindeer have red noses?
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A little boy returned from Sunday School with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.
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Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job.
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1. "You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy. You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue..."
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Festivity Level 1
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10. More shots fired at Santa's house
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the
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- Men can't pack a bag.
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.
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On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.
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As the Christmas season draws nigh, foretelling the end of over a full month of Commercial Christmas, there is a special urgency in the spirits of children as they visit toy stores and toy departments all over the country.
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