a.. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
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a.. A few clowns short of a circus.
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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A truck driver was driving along and passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead."
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PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...
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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
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A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
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You Know You're Canadian When:
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Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
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Want proof humans are doomed by their stupidity? Well, here's some actual label instructions found on various consumer goods:
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* 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
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Taoism: shit happens.
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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
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Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into cave.
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A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turn on a night-light, turn on the answering machine, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phone the local cab company and request a taxi.
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.
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A veteran Polish Spitfire pilot from WW2 was interviewed on the BBC the other day.
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An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father
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