The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
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Barbie
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
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What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
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What do elves learn in school?
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1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
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1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
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10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes
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10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
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A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
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One time Santa Claus was out delivering presents on Christmas morning, when he came to the house of a beautiful young woman. He slid down the chimney, and there she was waiting for him in her best bathrobe.
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