The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
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Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
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The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
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Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.
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Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
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There are easier things in life than finding a good man.
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Men are like fish.
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Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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The young man said to his sweetheart, "We're going to have a great time tonight. I have three theater tickets."
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A stunning blonde displayed her curves and sold a soft drink in a TV commercial. A wife looked at her stunning figure and said, "What do people see in her?"
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A new group of male applicants had just arrived in heaven.
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It was a conference title game, and the sportscaster had mentioned several times that the place had been sold out long before game time. As he called the play-by-play, however, he kept noticing a single empty seat directly below his booth.
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One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
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Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
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Q. When do you care for a man's company?
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
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