Misc jokes
This guy had been ship wrecked on a deserted island for over 11 years. One day as he was walking down the beach he thought he saw someone. He wasn't sure, but as he got closer he realized that it was a woman. A beautiful woman wearing a zippered jump suit.
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A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
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This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.
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Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
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A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the manager that he's from the mental hospital up the street. He says he would like to bring a group of the better-adjusted patients in for a meal, as part of their socialization process. The manager says that would be fine, he's always glad to support the local community.
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Four linguists were sharing a compartment on a train on their way to an international conference on sound symbolism.
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Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know
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Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.
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A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border
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