The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done? "
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Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
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HIM:"Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
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A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what he could forage and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can't see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying someone is home.
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One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts.
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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street.
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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?"
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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
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A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll."
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One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather miniskirt, and high heels.
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A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
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Q: What is a man's idea of protected sex?
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A travelling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard got shelter with a farmer who had three daughters. The farmer called him aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in your room the whole night and no tricks, be warned."
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
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There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!"
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A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.
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A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."
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