LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This
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The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns
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After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim.
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"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a models'
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* And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be . . ?
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
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An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
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A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.
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1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Q. WHAT DOES FIAT STAND FOR?
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A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
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These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Aussie.
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This equation should be taught in all math classes!
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What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a
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A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper. It reads,
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A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother,
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What's the definition of Australian aristocracy?
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What is the definition of "making love"?
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