Bosses Basic Rules
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Rule 1: The Boss is always right! Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, Rule 1 becomes immediately operative. Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he/she rests. Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he/she is delayed else-where. Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his/her work; his/her attention is required elsewhere. Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his/her office; he/she studies. Rule 7: The Boss never takes advantage of his/her secretary with extra work. He/she educates her. Rule 8: The Boss is always chief, even in his/her bathing togs. Rule 9: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas. Rule 10: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to Rule 1 |
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