Bumper Stickers For A Pirate's Minivan
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Rum: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Is my sailing bad? Call 1-800-PREPARE-TO-BE-BOARDED. Caution: I brake for buried treasure. Don't blame me, I'm from the Dry Tortugas. God must love stupid landlubbers, he made so many of them. I do whatever my parrot tells me. Become a pirate, meet interesting people, and plunder ’em. My pirate kidnapped your honor student. My dog’s scurvy but I still love him. I killed a bottle of rum just to watch it die. |
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