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More Gender Definitions 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. a. female: Any part under a car's hood. b. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. a. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. b. male: Playing football without a jockstrap. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) a. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. b. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. BUTT (but) n. a. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." b. male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run or goal. Also good for mooning. 5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n a. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. b. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. a. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. b. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. 7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. a. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. b. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. a. female: The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. b. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. a. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. b. male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 minutes. |
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