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How much control do you have over your wife

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Three mates are down the pub. Bill and Joe are arguing about the amount of
control they have over their wives, while the third bloke, Fred, says
nothing.

After a while, Bill turns to Fred and says, "Well, what about you? What sort
of control have you got?"

"I'll tell you," Fred replies. "Just the other night my missus came crawling
to me on her hands and knees."

The other two were absolutely amazed. "What happened then?", Joe asked.

"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!!!".


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