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New Company Policy

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Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)

SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof. We believe if
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY

We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here,
you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having
anything removed.

We hired you as you are and to have anything removed would certainly make
you less than we bargained for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED
immediately.

PREGNANCY
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first
aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart. IF it is false labor, you
will have to take an hour's leave without pay.

DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as
we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to...or after death.

This new benefit program started yesterday.

THE MANAGEMENT


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