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Pact with the Devil

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An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil
appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for
you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your
clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you
will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul,
your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents,
grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and
law partners."

The lawyer thought about this for a moment and then asked, "So, what's the
catch?"


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