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Quotes of the day

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Woman's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating
to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and
vinegary and give you a headache."


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