Romantic mexican evening
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A romantic full moon hangs in the sky over Pedro the chihuahua and his girlfriend, Rosita. Gradually, a mood begins rising in Pedro, and he sidles up to Rosita and whispers in her ear, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh, Pedro," sighs Rosita, "can't we just look at the beautiful moon for a little while?" "Oh, baby," begs Pedro. "You know I love you... and it's the perfect time of the evening. C'mon, let's you and I do Weeweechu... jus' for a li'l bit." "But I just wanna snuggle and watch the moon," Rosita pouts. "Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." A small, soft smile touches the corners of Rosita's lips as she looks into Pedro's eyes. "Alright, Pedro," she says. "I love you too, and we can do Weeweechu together. But just one time, okay?" Pedro eagerly nods as he grabs his guitar, and they both begin to sing.... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!" |
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