Signs The Police Chief Doesn't Like You
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He doesn't like to be seen with you in public. Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol. Your locker is also the broom closet. The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject." He sends you on drug raids - alone. He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up. He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them. You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner. He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia. He refers to you as "our mascot". |
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