Suicide Blonde
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Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways." For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles. I asked "Are you really trying to hang yourself?" "Yeah, so what?" "Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks" "Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe." |
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