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The Gambler

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Michael was feeling ill at work and left after lunch to go home. He walked
into the house and found his wife Sandra in the arms of another man.

He started to yell at the interloper, "What right have you got to be making
love to my wife?"

The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that I am in love with Sandra
and I would like to marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you
be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I
lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce
her.... Okay?"

"Okay," replied Michael, "but just to make it a little more interesting, why
don't we play for a dollar a point?"


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