The Preacher moving to a larger congregation
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The Preacher explains that he must move on to a large congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a car new every year!" The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says: "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally pay the difference to raise his salary!" More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, who must have once been a blonde, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays, I will give him sex." There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "Screw the Preacher." |
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