A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
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When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
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The definition of mixed emotions - seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car
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Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live.
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The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
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What's the definition of happiness?
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler".
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
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How many mothers-in-law does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
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What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your MIL?
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A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double.
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Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.
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My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years.
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I never forget a face,
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Overheard in a restaurant:
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A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
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There aren't too many TV shows that dare to tackle the topic of The Mother-In-Law. So, here are a few suggestions for new story lines for some of the current hit TV shows.
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A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.
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What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road?
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