Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become
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f you take an Oriental person and spin him around
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Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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A boat is sinking fast when the Captain runs on deck and shouts to The passengers, "Hey, listen, do any of you know any prayers?"
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What has a bunch of balls and screws old ladies?
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What's the definition of Australian aristocracy?
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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The weeper
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a.. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one
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A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office.
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Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?
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a.. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
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a.. A few clowns short of a circus.
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in
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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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A truck driver was driving along and passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead."
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PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...
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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
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