A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
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You Know You're Canadian When:
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Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
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Want proof humans are doomed by their stupidity? Well, here's some actual label instructions found on various consumer goods:
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* 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
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Taoism: shit happens.
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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
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Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into cave.
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A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turn on a night-light, turn on the answering machine, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phone the local cab company and request a taxi.
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.
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A veteran Polish Spitfire pilot from WW2 was interviewed on the BBC the other day.
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An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father
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This guy had been ship wrecked on a deserted island for over 11 years. One day as he was walking down the beach he thought he saw someone. He wasn't sure, but as he got closer he realized that it was a woman. A beautiful woman wearing a zippered jump suit.
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A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
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This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.
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Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
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A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the manager that he's from the mental hospital up the street. He says he would like to bring a group of the better-adjusted patients in for a meal, as part of their socialization process. The manager says that would be fine, he's always glad to support the local community.
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Four linguists were sharing a compartment on a train on their way to an international conference on sound symbolism.
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Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know
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Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.
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