A young student prided himself on his ability to confuse the wisest of scholars. Once, when he was surrounded by his friends, he sought to prove his self-asserted cleverness; he asked the town sage, "What was the first thing Eve did when Adam came home late one night?"
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A Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing. The Jewish man commented upon what a wise people the Chinese are.
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A rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The rabbi came across a box he didn't recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was personal.
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A Yid locked himself out of his car on a hot summer day. He looked through the garbage and found a wire hanger. He went back to his car to try to open the lock.
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Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows '95. Isaac's incredulous. "Pop," he says, "you can't run Windows '95 on your old, slow 386! Everybody knows that you need at least a fast 486 with a minimum of 16 megs of memory in order tomultitask effectively with Windows '95."
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A Jewish mother is worrying day in and day out about her poor son, far away in college: "Oivey, will he ever find a nice girl,... will he have enough to eat,...will he be cold at night?" While worrying she decides to at least buy and send him two warm flannel shirts.
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A young Jewish man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother.... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up in such a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast."
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the Torah more, get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
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A group of elderly, retired men gather each morning at a café in Tel Aviv. They drink their coffee and sit for hours discussing the world situation. Given the state of the world, their talks are usually depressing.
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A Jew was shipwrecked on a small uninhabited island.
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An old Jewish woman has been invited to help screen a movie for the rating it'll carry. The movie is an old remake of a Roman Gladiator-type movie.
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