Here's some advice to build the resume that will get you hired!
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it
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* And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be . . ?
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* Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
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1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
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"My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600
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A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
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Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your
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There once was a man who worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and
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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called the plumber.
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The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff.
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
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The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated
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1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
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This equation should be taught in all math classes!
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