After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form,
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I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my
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An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
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When you take a long time, you're slow.
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"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
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Two engineering students were crossing the campus. One said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
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A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
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After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the ranger who asks him for his fishing license.
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After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
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There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
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There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. and he stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
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A vacuum cleaner salesman insisted on showing me the latest model even though I told him I had no money.
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Have you ever worked in an office where someone insisted upon listening to their voice mail using the speakerphone (at full volume, naturally)? It can really begin to bother you after a while.
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A man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo some tests.
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There was a young man who went to the doctor and said that he wanted to get married, but he was worried about the small size of his member. The doctor advised him to go and stay on a farm, dip his member in milk several times a day, and have it sucked by a calf.
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A man has his penis chopped off in a fluke accident. He is rushed to the hospital, where several doctors examine him.
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A businessman and his secretary were overcome by passion, and the executive convinced her to retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner."
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My best friend married a doctor several years ago. After being married for about three years, my friend's husband said to his wife, "You need to do something to spice up our love-making."
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