Why are violins smaller than violas?
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How do you get a violist to play a downbow staccato?
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What's the difference between a violist and a dog?
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How do you know if a viola section is at your front door?
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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
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What do violinists use for birth control?
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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
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Why are a pianists' fingers like lightning?
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What's the definition of a quarter tone?
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What does a timpanist say when he gets a gig?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
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Why do drummers have half an ounce more brains than horses?
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What's the range of a tuba?
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What's the difference between a dead trombonist in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
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What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?
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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
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