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How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax?

How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax?
Views: 319 | Category: Musicians

If you were lost in the woods

If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
Views: 375 | Category: Musicians

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Views: 368 | Category: Musicians

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?
Views: 383 | Category: Musicians

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?

What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
Views: 356 | Category: Musicians

What's the definition of a nerd?

What's the definition of a nerd?
Views: 329 | Category: Musicians

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards?

Why do clarinetists leave their cases on their dashboards?
Views: 357 | Category: Musicians

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Views: 361 | Category: Musicians

What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
Views: 381 | Category: Musicians

What's the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants?

What's the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants?
Views: 389 | Category: Musicians

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
Views: 304 | Category: Musicians

What's the definition of a minor second?

What's the definition of a minor second?
Views: 304 | Category: Musicians

How do you get two piccolos to play in perfect unison?

How do you get two piccolos to play in perfect unison?
Views: 318 | Category: Musicians

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