The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.
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Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.
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Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
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What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
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What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?
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How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
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Why do elephants live in herds?
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How do you get an elephant out of the water?
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How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
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What game do four elephants in a mini play?
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How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
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What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
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A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
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Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
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It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest w/the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the sheer dress.
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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
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HOW TO WASH THE CAT
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Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:
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Alligator shoes A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
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