Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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Q: What do a condom and a coffin have in common
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
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A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.
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To My Dearest Wife,
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A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
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A woman is in bed with her lover . . . who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make passionate love for hours.
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A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper. It reads,
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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What's the difference between 365 used tyres and 365 used condoms
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What do Kodak and condoms have in common?
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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
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What's the difference between "Ooooh!" and "Aaahhhh!"?
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How do we know God is a man?
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A midget sidles up to a tall blonde and says, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?"
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What is the definition of "making love"?
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What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
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There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.
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