Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly
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* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops
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An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
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It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
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Defense Attorney:
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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An old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
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An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are
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About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner.
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Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said " Ya know Mahtha, I'd like
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
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An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
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A very elderly gentleman (nineties), very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into the "cocktail lounge" section at the senior center.
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
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An old lady in her seventies gives thought to all the things she's done in her life. She thought about the things she hadn't done and decides to try horseback riding , even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
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A state police officer observed a car puttering along the highway at only 22 m.p.h. He turned on his lights and pulled the car over. Approaching the vehicle, he noticed that it contained five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, and that all the old ladies were wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going exactly the speed limit. What's the problem?"
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.
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