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Post Accident Intervention

After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim.
Views: 142 | Category: Doctors

The annual contest at the mental institution

Jon and Dan were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest,
Views: 123 | Category: Doctors

The proctologist in the bank

A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a
Views: 110 | Category: Doctors

Very effective breach enhancement

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
Views: 259 | Category: Doctors

Proverbs to a Healthier Life

* If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Views: 272 | Category: Doctors

Tips for Healthy Living

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
Views: 240 | Category: Doctors

Tom Jones Syndrome

A guy walks into the doctor's office. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The
Views: 285 | Category: Doctors

A Trip to the Psychic

A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed
Views: 287 | Category: Doctors

Second Opinion

A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.
Views: 289 | Category: Doctors

I can cure your headaches

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches ...
Views: 630 | Category: Doctors

An old man goes to see the doctor

An old man goes to see the doctor.
Views: 570 | Category: Doctors

George at the Doctor

George awoke and shuffled into the kitchen. George's wife, Kim, was already up and greeted him with a kiss and a pleasant "good morning".
Views: 437 | Category: Doctors

Wheelchair Lifts 101

Wheelchair lifts & scooter lifts for vehicles & homes. We offer solutions for all autos, vans, trucks, & RVs. ADA approved wheelchair elevator lifts for school, church, home & all public places.
Views: 424 | Category: Doctors

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?

Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?
Views: 460 | Category: Doctors

A man went into the proctologist's office

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.
Views: 607 | Category: Doctors

Elderly woman with a farting problem

An elderly woman went to the doctor's office for a check up.
Views: 641 | Category: Doctors

Good health plan

This doctor is considering specializing in sex disorders. He calls a local clinic and asks if he can get a tour of their facility. The Clinic Administrator tells the doctor that would be fine and to come right on over.
Views: 603 | Category: Doctors

Effective facelift

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
Views: 625 | Category: Doctors

I think there's somebody under my bed

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under ... you gotta help me, I`m going crazy!"
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The bumble bee

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
Views: 628 | Category: Doctors

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