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At the hospital

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor.
Views: 641 | Category: Doctors

Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
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Tell me, doctor. Is it serious

Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious?
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I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation

Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?
Views: 1835 | Category: Doctors

We need to get these people to a hospital!

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
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This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
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Oh no, I'd rather have a child

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.
Views: 479 | Category: Doctors

How much to have this tooth pulled?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Views: 440 | Category: Doctors

Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Views: 451 | Category: Doctors

Help the dentist

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
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The woman at the dentist

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
Views: 489 | Category: Doctors

Doc, I would like to live very long

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?"
Views: 572 | Category: Doctors

Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?

Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?
Views: 496 | Category: Doctors

What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon

Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon
Views: 509 | Category: Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Views: 442 | Category: Doctors

A woman in her 90's is distraught

A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is.
Views: 442 | Category: Doctors

What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?

What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
Views: 412 | Category: Doctors

Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds

Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds.
Views: 378 | Category: Doctors

A woman went to doctor's office

A woman went to doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
Views: 452 | Category: Doctors

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