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Three men die in a car accident Christmas eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something Christmassy.
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A little girl is in line to see Santa When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?
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John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
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This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
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Q: Why do Mexicans eat Tamales at Christmas?
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Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
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Q: Why do people make snow men instead of snow women?
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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
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Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common ?
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Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
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Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
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Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
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Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes?
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