Q: What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December.
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The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"
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What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
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Q: Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
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Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
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Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
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It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures of the nativity set.
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A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
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1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
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To: All Employees
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Q: What do you get if you cross Raquel Welch and Santa Claus?
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Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric
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Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
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Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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During the Christmas advertising season, I finally figured out why the U.S. has lost its competitive edge:
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10. Did you get any under the tree?
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CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?
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If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). It was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
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