Two men from West Virginia went hunting. They were named Billy and Jimmy. Billy said to Jimmy, "Shoot at any deer that moves."
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A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
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An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
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The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
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How can you tell a rich redneck from a poor redneck?
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What do you call a room full of redneck women?
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
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Who was the first redneck in the Bible?
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What does a redneck call hitting a deer at 65 mph?
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What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
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Question: What does a West Virginian do when his truck breaks down?
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NASCAR:
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Question: What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
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Question: What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity?
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Question: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?
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Question: How do you circumsize a redneck?
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