Question: Why do they throw shit on the walls at rednack weddings?
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Question: What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
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Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?
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Question: Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
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Question: Why are New Zealand sheep so scared?
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Question: What do you call a New Zealand Redneck with 6 sheep?
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Question: How do you recognize an Aussie Redneck?
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You know you're staying in a redneck motel, when you call up the front desk to say you gotta leak in the sink, and the guy says, "Go ahead.
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Question: What are the last words of a redneck?
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Question: How long does it takes a redneck to eat road kill?
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Question: What do you call the sight of a plumber under the sink with his pants creeping down, exposing his crack?
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Dear Son,
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1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
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A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.
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What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
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In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
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* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
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- you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer.
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
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10. The monitor is up on blocks.
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