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Do Anything You Want

As we age, our priorities change.
Views: 95 | Category: Marriage

Profit by Mistake

On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to
Views: 94 | Category: Marriage

I'm going to a lecture

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
Views: 148 | Category: Marriage

Do You Have a vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the
Views: 138 | Category: Marriage

Married for 30 years

I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a
Views: 159 | Category: Marriage

A Bucket Full

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests.
Views: 144 | Category: Marriage

Rick forgot his wedding anniversary

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
Views: 217 | Category: Marriage

What have you learned in the last 25 with your wife

At the banquet of Tom and Susan's 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to
Views: 223 | Category: Marriage

Celebrating 25th anniversary in Las vegas

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with
Views: 201 | Category: Marriage

Don't Disgrace your Family

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she
Views: 213 | Category: Marriage

I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Views: 251 | Category: Marriage

My wife's an angel

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Views: 335 | Category: Marriage

You know the honeymoon is over when...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the
Views: 342 | Category: Marriage

It is I who made my husband a millionaire

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
Views: 314 | Category: Marriage

Daddy, how much does it cost to get

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
Views: 293 | Category: Marriage

When a woman steals your husband

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her
Views: 284 | Category: Marriage

I've found a man just like my father

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said: "I've found a
Views: 246 | Category: Marriage

Husband wanted ad

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she
Views: 257 | Category: Marriage

I was a fool when I married you

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I
Views: 256 | Category: Marriage

Wedding ring on the wrong finger

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
Views: 239 | Category: Marriage

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