A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.....
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Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
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Enrollment is to be made by the Women... Sign up fast due to limited enrollment.
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These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and they all came home at about the same time.
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
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A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
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10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
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The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
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AGE DRINK
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A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said,"Here, put these on."
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
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FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."
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Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in the privacy of yourown home.
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1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
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The Moods of a Woman
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How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
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