What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
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How many men does it take to please a woman.
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8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
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3 Blondes walking on the beach find a bottle.They rub it and a genie comes out,he tell's them they each get one wish.
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One day two a man in a woman get in a car accident, and it's completely the woman's fault. The guy gets out of his car to talk to the woman. S
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
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A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.
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I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
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Little Sandy was with her father when they stopped by the beauty shop to pick-up her Mom. She wasn't quite ready, so they sat down and waited.
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A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick
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A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet.
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Once again, miscommunication between women and men A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
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"Jane, if I died, would you marry again?"
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