A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: Wife Wanted.
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days."
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
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Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
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Why do men break wind more than women?
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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How many men does it take to open a Soda?
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