A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in his hand.
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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this, that she came over and shouted at me:
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How are women and rocks alike?
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Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?
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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students :
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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.
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The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
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A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings.
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Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary:
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The definition of women's brain:
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10. I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
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AGE DRINK
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Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
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Q: What do men and tile floors have in common?
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A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
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A woman went to the plastic surgeon to have her breasts enlarged. When she came home and showed her husband the bill he flipped. "$10,000?! ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST RUBBED TOILET PAPER ON THEM!"
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Neither believe that silence is golden.
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Q. Why don't women go skiing?
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