This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
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Manny was almost 29 years old.
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A pro golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
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Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
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Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
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Q - Why don't witches wear panties
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A HIMSY boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
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A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman.
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Man calls home.
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I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
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Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
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The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
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Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.
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Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
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There are easier things in life than finding a good man.
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